Some embarrassing graffiti,
probably done by my second wife.


I drink four standard drinks a day, although my standards are a lot higher than most other people's, certainly the medical profession's.



My email address is parisportingale@bigpond.com
( Please email me, even if it's just to say something rude.)

I have been abducted by aliens three times;
twice in flying saucers and once in a
large spaceship named betty.

This is a picture of a small balsa wood man my son made when he was about 7 years old. This is a picture of me trying to look like the balsa wood man my son made when he was 7 years old.

I accept Mastercard, Visa & American Express

I enjoy inventing various things.
I invented this sometime last year.
I was drunk at the time and can no longer remember what it's supposed to do.

Here is a clock I invented. I designed it to be very annoying. Once again I can't remember why.
Click on the picture to see it operating.

One of my earliest scams, from when I was about 7 years old. The 'Penshun Card Scam..'