The Head
Australian Army
Dear Sir.

Do you ever have anyone on work experience? I f so I would be quite interested. I have killed insects and a rat once, as big as your fist. I do not have a gun myself currently but I'd imagine you'd have a spare lying around somewhere.
I could start next week. If it works out, my brother would like to have a go too. He ran over a dog once.

Yours sincerely
Paris Portingale