The Director

Fukushima Nuclear Facility - Japan

Dear Sir,

After your recent accident I would image some of your staff there would have been exposed to nuclear radiation. In thinking about the following - The Incredible Shrinking Man The Incredible Hulk Godzilla Mothra Radioactive Man The Beast From 20,000 Fathoms Spiderman All of whom were exposed themselves, I would be interested to know if anyone at your plant has developed super powers, and if so, what kind? Iím keen to know because I would like to develop a super power myself.

And in an unrelated matter, a friend of mine, Terry Fischer, recently swallowed his mobile phone and now when you ring him up his stomach plays the theme from Rocky, which is really very funny.

Yours sincerely,

Paris Portingale